Come and see us flounder

Come and see us lose

Let’s see what we can offer now, I know

Then quietly disapprove

These flaws are for your pleasure

Applause please for the people we should thank

Now stop, hand us your money

A pound of Penny Gaffs

Come and see our failures

Come say how much you like

Let’s see who’s out of favour now, I know

But we’ll stay friends for life

These flaws, so hard to measure

Applaud us for the strength to pull it off

Now stop and pay our rider

A pound of Penny Gaffs

A pound of Penny Gaffs

Now stop hand us your money

Now stop hand us your money

Now stop hand us your money

A pound of Penny Gaffs