Just how far down do you want to go

We can talk it out over a cup of joe

And you can look deep in my eyes

Like I was a super-model

Uh huh

It's just you and me baby

No one else we can trust

We'll say nuthin to no one

No how or we'll bust

Never crack a smile or flinch or cry

For nobody

Uh huh

So give you ID card to the border guard

Your alias says you Captain John Luke Picard

Of the United Federation of Planets

Cause they won't speak english any ways

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

So meet me at the mission at midnight

We'll divvy up there

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

So I got the pistol

So I get the Pesos

That seems fair

We'll put the sugar in the tank of the sheriff's car

We'll slash the deputy's tires

They won't get very far

When they finally get the word that there's been a hold-up

Uhuh

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

So meet me at the mission at midnight

We'll divvy up there

Everybody knows that the world is full of stupid people

So I got the pistol

So I get the Pesos

That seems fair

That seems fair