When i was a little boy

Let me tell you what i used to do

I used to flush myself down the toilet

Whenever i was bein a fool

I think i ought to do it again

I never meant to hurt you karen

I think i ought to do it again

Whenever i was mad at my brother

Because he was better than me

I used to go tell our mother

That he was bein mean to me

But i would never do that again

It's not the way to treat a brother / friend

I would never do that again

Cause i just locked the door and pulled the chain

Flushed my evil spirits down the drain

All my inner demons drift away

As time goes on i know

The garbage will afloat

But i just keep on goin

Though i should take it slow

I had better do it again

I haven't been myself since god knows when

I had better do it again

Oh i never meant to scare you karen

You're my girlfriend

I think i ought to flush myself down the toilet again

Over