The Chanukah Song - Adam Sandler (亚当·桑德勒)

Okay

This is a song that uhh

There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh

Not too many Chanukah songs

So uhh

I wrote a song for all those nice little

Jewish kids who don't get to hear

Any Chanukah songs

Here we go

Put on your yarmulke

Here comes Chanukah

So much funukah

To celebrate Chanukah

Chanukah is the festival of lights

Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree

Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me

David Lee Roth lights the menorah

So do James Caan Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli

Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli

Paul Newman's half Jewish Goldie Hawn's half too

Put them together what a fine lookin' Jew

You don't need Deck The Halls or Jingle Bell Rock

'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr Spock-both Jewish

Put on your yarmulke

It's time for Chanukah

The owner of the Seattle Supersonicahs

Celebrates Chanukah

OJ Simpson not a Jew

But guess who is Hall of famer Rod Carew he converted

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby

Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish not too shabby

Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is

Well he's not but guess who is

All three Stooges

So many Jews are in showbiz

Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is

Tell your friend Veronica

It's time to celebrate Chanukah

I hope I get a harmonicah

Oh this lovely lovely Chanukah

So drink your gin and tonicah

And smoke your marijuanikah

If you really really wannakah

Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah

Happy Chanukah