We Have Candy (Explicit) - Die Antwoord
Who is it
Some guy
Well open the f**king door
Come to the dark side we have candy
Yes but do you have coffee
Sure we have coffee how do you take it
Black like my soul
He likes his coffee black like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot like a f**king psycho
He like coffee a lot
And he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on
Bang mother f**ker bang
Yaa it's a f**king mohawk
Dumb f**k can't even hear the boss land
Stitch you in the mother f**kin' poes make you blackout
Celebrity f**k boys rappa can't hang
Yaa but they f**king in your wallet
Step the f**k back you whack motherf**ker
Like Kanye Kardashian yo
I like rats and coffee and w**d
And sing whatever the f**k I want to the beat
And I like Yachts and money and speed and drivin'
Like a poes down the motherf**kin' street
And all I wanna do is zoom zoom zoom
Bass pump in the trunk boom boom boom
Pitch-black windows
You wanna see me but you can't
Sippin' on champange
Puffin' on a blunt
So how do you feel now that
You have your new dark powers
Aah feel pretty good not eh not scared at all
That just feel kind of I feel kind of invincible
I non-stop motherf**ker
I'm too ill to chill
Too d**e to cope
Too lit to quit
You f**k with peanut butter and jelly
She talks s**t
My foot kicks your a*s
My fists split your lip
My mommy she shut me up with duct tape
Now I get paid for talking all day
Fer everbody in the way
F**k could way
Aw f**k sakes who ate my last cupcake
I love coffee but not a f**k
When I drink Starbucks 'cause Starbucks sucks
Yaa dat s**t dueces cock and cunny
Oh they'll be making so much motherf**king money
It's making my brain go funny
Fok it I can't think I need more coffee
Tity f**ker let's go full retard
No more mother f**king milk or sugar because
He likes his coffee black like his soul
He drinks it scorching hot like a f**king psycho
He like coffee a lot
And he like his coffee now
Fifty cups of coffee and you know it's on
But sometimes I get sad and I cut myself
A piece of cake
Yeah
Yo 'cuz I get the mother f**kin' munchies
Oh mother f**ker I need some one to eat
Flesh so yummy bones so nice and crunchy
Hehehe I dare you to f**k with me
Aah aren't you just such a cute little lollipop
Triple dipped in psycho