The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine (Alternate Version) - Simon & Garfunkel (西蒙和加芬克尔)

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Does your group have more cavities than theirs

Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you

Do you sleep alone when other sleep in pairs

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We can neutralize your brain

You'll feel just fine

Now

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine

Do figures of authority just shoot you down

Is life within the business world a drag

Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around

To find yourself a more productive bag

Are you worried and distressed

Can't seem to get no rest

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Now

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