Hanging around before we played when I saw her across the room

Yeah well, she's mighty cute, so I thought I might make my move

I saddled up beside her, to see what she's about

I introduced myself, but then, I found out that

She hates ska, she won't dance

Guess that I don't have a chance

When we play she won't stay (Oi Oi Oi)

She hates ska, she won't go

Out with me after the show

by the second song she's gone far away (oh yeah)

she said annoying horn riffs, after beats are so lame

she said the horns are so boring,

all the songs sound the same

she said she wishes Aaron would die,

and flipsyde and the specials too

when I heard that I almost cried, yeah, I felt so blue 'cause

She hates ska, she won't dance

Guess that I don't have a chance

When we play she won't stay (Oi Oi Oi)

She hates ska, she won't go

Out with me after the show

by the second song she's gone far away (oh yeah)

If I ever, asked her to skank

She'd probably think I called her one

Just 'cause I play, in a ska band

doesn't mean that I'm no fun (LET'S GO!)

now she's all over the guy from the metal band

hey jealousy, I've had about all I can stand

there's just one thing that I don't understand

why the hell was she wearing Vans if...

She hates ska, she won't dance

Guess that I don't have a chance

When we play she won't stay (Oi Oi Oi)

She hates ska, she won't go

Out with me after the show

by the second song she's gone far away (oh yeah)

She hates ska, and I saw her

Making out in the back

Of the metal head's car (Oi Oi Oi0

She hates ska, She hates ska

Guess she'll never throw a bra.....at me