How to produce a club track today

Just follow the instructions and you'll be an electronic music producer in no time

Step number one, open your cracked software and import a random loop like this ...

Now you need a fat ass drop (a fat ass drop)

Here comes the clap (a fat ass drop)

Military drums

Don't forget some wobbles

Now and then, use a crash

Snare drums, can't get enough

Okay, now we need some fat distortion

More distortion

I said more distortion

Time for another fat ass drop

Make some noise with stadium horns

Take out the bass drum

Break down

Hi hats

Now it's the time for a break

Stop the beat, hit some keys

And call it melody

Now add some vocal cuts, like this

And one more fat ass drop

Military drums

Now create a Facebook page and post this crap