I judge by what she@s wearing

Just how many heads I@m tearing

Off of assholes coming on to her

Each night seems like it@s getting worse

And I wish she@d take the night off

So I don@t have to fight off

Every asshole coming on to her

It happens every night she works

They@ll go and ask the DJ

Find out just what would she say

If they all tried coming on to her

Don@t they know it@s never going to work

They think they@ll get inside her

With every drink they buy her

As they all try coming on to her

This time somebody@s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

CHORUS

Is that your hand on my girlfriend

Is that your hand

I wish you@d do it again

I@ll watch you leave here limping

I wish you@d do it again

I@ll watch you leave here limping

There goes the next contestant

I even fear the ladies

They@re cool but twice as crazy

Just as bad for coming on to her

Don@t they know it@s never going to work

Each time she bats an eyelash

Somebody@s grabbing her ass

Everyone is coming on to her

This time somebody@s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

CHORUS

Is that your hand on my girlfriend

Is that your hand

I wish you@d do it again

I@ll watch you leave here limping

I wish you@d do it again

I@ll watch you leave here limping

There goes the next contestant

I@m hating what she@s wearing

Everybody here keeps staring

Can@t wait @til they get what they deserve

This time somebody@s getting hurt

Here comes the next contestant

CHORUS

Is that your hand on my girlfriend

Is that your hand

I wish you@d do it again

I@ll watch you leave here limping

I wish you@d do it again

I@ll watch you leave here limping

I wish you@d do it again

Each night seems like it@s getting worse

I wish you@d do it again

This time somebody@s getting hurt

There goes the next contestant