Drusselstein Driving Test Waltz - Aaron Daniel Jacob

Turn yield halt

If you fail you'll know who's at fault

Of a vehicular a ssault

As you're doing ze drusselstein driving test valtz

Gas shift brake ooh

Drinking coffee's a big mi stake

Try not to plunge into ze lake

Ven you're doing ze drusselstein driving test valtz driving test waltz

Use two hands when you steer her

Then check in ze mirror

Vat you see may be nearer

Don't lay on ze horn

See ze traffic cop bossing

Pedestrians crossing

Never drive ven you're flossing

You'll wish you vwren't born

Belt your self

Only vay to protect your health

Leave your friends all your hard-earned wealth

If you croak ven you're boldly embarking

And parallel parking

And acing ze written

Look out for that kitten

No time for high fiving

You're barely surviving

The dangerous drusselstein driving test valtz