you said true blue was about a guy er

sensitive girl who meets a nice guy

but like a virgin was a metaphor for big dicks

ok let me tell you what like a virgin is

it's all about this cooze who's a regular f**k machine

i'm talking morning day night afternoon

dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick

how many dicks is that

a lot

then one day she meets this john holmes motherf**ker

and it's like whoa baby i mean this cat's like

charles bronson in the great escape

he's digging tunnels

now she's getting this serious dick action

she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever

painn pain

chew toby chew

it hurts it hurts her it shouldn't hurt

her pussy should be bubble-yum by now

but when this cat f**ks her it hurts

it hurts just like it did the first time

you see the pain is reminding a f**k machine

what is was once like to be a virgin

hence like a virgin