No Hablo Ingles - Bowling for Soup

Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai

You-you-you-you-you

Uno Dos Tres Quatro

My teacher asked me where my homework was and that's when I told her

"No hablo Ingles"

Policeman caught me doing ninety and that's when he pulled me over

"No hablo Ingles"

A hippie with a tambourine asking me if I could spare a dollar

"No hablo Ingles"

Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight and grabs my collar

"No hablo Ingles"

(One )

When I'm not feeling it

(Two )

When someone's full of sh*t

(Three )

When I get cut off at the ba-a-a-a-ar

To make a getaway

It's all you've gotta say

(Quatro Sinco Seis )

"No hablo Ingles "

"No hablo Ingles "

(Hey Hey Hey )

"No hablo Ingles "

"No hablo Ingles "

(Hey Hey Hey )

My nephew asked me if I'd take him to the Jonas Brothers movie

"No hablo Ingles"

Walking my dog I saw a sign that says to please pick up the doodie

"No hablo Ingles"

My mama gets mad 'cause I never call my dad on his birthday

"No hablo Ingles"

A guy walks up and says "Doda esta casel de pepe"

He no hablo Ingles

(One )

So many different uses

(Two )

You don't need no excuses

(Three )

It's as easy as the third gra-a-a-a-ade

The perfect getaway

It's all you've gotta say

(Quatro Sinco Seis )

"No hablo Ingles "

"No hablo Ingles "

(Hey Hey Hey )

"No hablo Ingles "

"No hablo Ingles "

(Hey Hey Hey )

Did you brush your teeth

(No hablo Ingles )

Where'd you leave your pants

(No hablo Ingles )

Did you feed the fish

(No hablo Ingles )

Do you like my band

Wait don't answer that

"No hablo Ingles "

(Hey Hey Hey )

"No hablo Ingles "

"No hablo Ingles "

(Hey Hey Hey )

"No hablo Ingles "

Do you wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies

"No hablo Ingles "

(Hey Hey Hey )

Did one of you guys pee in the pool

"No hablo Ingles "

Hey how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet

"No hablo Ingles "

(Hey Hey Hey )

Can I borrow that beer

"No hablo Ingles "

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"No hablo Ingles "

"No hablo Ingles "

"No hablo Ingles "