Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off - Joe Nichols

She said i'm going out with my girlfriends

Margaritas at the holiday in

Lord have mercy my only thought

Was tequila makes her clothes fall off

I told her put an extra layer on

I know what happens when she drinks patron

Her closet's missing half the things she bought

Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes

Loose an earring in her drink

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Drop a contact down the sink

Them pantyhose ain't gonna last too long

If the dj puts bon jovi on

She might come home in a table cloth

Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

She can handle any champagne brunch

A bridal shower with bacardi punch

Jello shooters full of smirnoff

But tequila makes her clothes fall off

She'll start by kickin' out of her shoes

Loose an earring in her drink

Leave her jacket in the bathroom stall

Drop a contact down the sink

She don't mean nothing - she's just havin' fun

Tomorrow she'll say oh what have but done

Her friends will joke about the stuff she lost

Yeah tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off

Oh tequila makes her clothes fall off