Goin' back to Dallas take my razor and my gun

Goin' back to Dallas man take my razor and my gun oh yeah

Lots of people lookin' for trouble man sure gonna give 'em in some

I believe old Dallas man the is meanest town I know

I believe that Dallas man is the meanest town I know

Because you're not safe in Dallas I don't care where you go

You know that I'm evil now just to having fun

So much s**t in Texas I'm bound to step in some

Goin' back to Dallas take my razor and my gun

Man if there people are lookin' for trouble sure gonna give 'em some

I load up my revolver sharpen up my knife

Some redneck messin' with me man I'm bound to have his life

Down to Dallas take my razor and my gun

Man people there lookin' for trouble sure gonna give 'em some