Hey Hey Hey

You’re on a holiday

And you don’t hear

this song on repeat

Hey hey hey

You don’t have to stay

What ever you want

what ever you need

I wonder how many fingers

Filthy from browsing through

postcards with views

Have touched the sugar cube

I put in my mouth

To sweeten things up

Everybody’s just looking down

On miniatures of important statues

Comparing them at every boutique

They’re cheaper over there

But those were bigger

And there’s no room in my suitcase

Hey Hey Hey

You’re on a holiday

And you don’t hear this song on repeat

Hey hey hey

You don’t have to stay

What ever you want

what ever you need

Oh the air is too humid

The food is shitty

The beds are too hard

It’s far away from the beach

The only thing around

the corner is the ATM

So we spend our money

at the hotel bar

Hey Hey Hey

You’re on a holiday

And you don’t hear this song on repeat

Hey hey hey

You don’t have to stay

What ever you want

what ever you need

Boring, ugly, hot, shitty

the weather’s even worse

Smelly, rotten, old, dirty

they stole my purse

Boring, ugly, hot, shitty

the weather’s even worse

Smelly, rotten, old, dirty

they stole my purse

We didn’t come here to be satisfied

We didn’t come here to be satisfied

We didn’t come here to be satisfied

No… that’s pretty difficult

Hey Hey Hey

You’re on a holiday

And you don’t hear this song on repeat

Hey hey hey

You don’t have to stay

What ever you want

what ever you need