Drayton Manored (Explicit) - Sleaford Mods

Written by：Andrew Fearn

No get four

You what

Yeah I know yeah f**k that

Yeah I'll get a taxi now then alright yeah

I need a cold show

Spent the night at drayton manor

It's alright you get a prime seat every night

Drip trip I got the horrors

It's all bingo mate and it's my dobbers

Down at the house down at the house

With the famous grass

Plug my phone in with a lead that fits

Me and my mate get whiffed

It's like flippin' heck land

We are the dumb brits

Lobbin' down one pint cans of imported shit

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars

Drayton manored

Plug my phone in tah

I'm f**kin' spannered

You have that last can

I'll put my shoes on order me a car

Fallin' out as it drops me off

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars

I remember when I was 21

Laughin' about it in clubs

I wonder what will happen

We are the guinea pigs

But now I realise

Few of us grew from guinea pigs into proper dives

Head dives heads like an a level leaving party

I woke up in the pool with my boxer shorts covered in a stool

Grey fog of the rush hour I get its tail end

Dodgin' the bloke at the natural food shop

En route to my bed a lonely bed

Dressed in sweat dressed in regret

Dressed in the feelin' that I ain't ready

I ain't got the balls to make my beddy

Oh dear oh dear

Drayton manored

Plug my phone in tah

I'm f**kin' spannered

You have that last can

I'll put my shoes on order me a car

Fallin' out as it drops me off

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars

Hiding all the nub ends behind the garden shed

And lookin' out for next door in case they're watchin' me

I don't like it don't say two words to you

Then peer out their windows with a f**kin' video recorder

Sign of the times

Human beings are now adjacent lines

Like a tube map or whatever

A mass of lines that occasionally cross each other

But never say anything

Ever ever ever ever ever ever

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why

Have you ever wondered why you wonder why

Drayton manored

Plug my phone in tah

I'm f**kin' spannered

You have that last can

I'll put my shoes on order me a car

Fallin' out as it drops me off

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars

Drayton manored

Plug my phone in tah

I'm f**kin' spannered

You have that last can

I'll put my shoes on order me a car

Fallin' out as it drops me off

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars

Trip to spar is like a trip to mars