Red Flags (Reverse Style!) - Tom Cardy

Composed by：Tom Cardy

Produced by：Tom Cardy

The date started off so well

Begin my night not expecting

The fright of my life

He was perfect from what

I could tell

How could I not see the danger

Right in front of me

My favourite food is fish

Baby that's my favourite too

I love cartoon dogs

Baby I love Scooby-Doo

Hey boy what's your favourite film

He said The best movie of all

A masterpiece of art called

Human Centipede Human Centipede

I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight

Human Centipede not ironically

He said The costume design

Was a highlight

I like it for the plot

Tell me what the plot's about

German doctor sews three people

A*s to mouth cool

Human Centipede please

God save me

I think that's a red flag

I don't want to get stabbed

He said Human Centipede

Is a tour de force

I think Holy f*** I'm gonna

Be the main course

He said I admire the narrative

Of character growth

I try to get the waiter's attention

By blinkin' in Morse code

Why are you blinking so much

I've got something in my eye

Here let me get it out

No thank you I don't wanna die

Bonjour mam was blinking at me

Is this because your date is a freak

No very good then bon appétit

Stop hiding behind your

Silly made-up red flag

To not take a chance on the

Best relationship you never had

Maybe you're right

And I'm looking for excuses

My heart's got bruises

But I'm ready to choose this love

You could be my world

The love of my life

One day we'll get married

And be husband and wife

With a tasteful ceremony

And the wedding of our dreams

Only if the wedding is themed

Tell me what the theme's gonna be

Human Centipede Human Centipede

That way we could save on the catering bill

Human Centipede only one mouth to feed

If you are the maid

That I know you're the big deal

I can finally open myself up to love

And I can finally sew a mouth to a butt

Human Centipede