Her name is Noel, I have a dream about her,

She rings my bell,

I got gym class in half an hour

and Oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks,

but she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me.

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.

Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby.

Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me.

Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Her boyfriend's a dick

He brings a gun to school

and he'd simply kick

my ass if he knew the truth

He lives on my block

He drives and I rock

But he doesn't know who I am and he doesn't give a damn about me.

Oh yeah, Dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Oh yeah, Dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man I feel like mold

It's prom night and I am lonely

Lo and behold, she's walking over to me

This must be fake

my lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am

and why does she give a damn about me

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby

Come with me Friday, don't say maybe,

I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you . .

Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo

Oh yeah, Dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Oh yeah, Dirtbag

No, she doesn't know what she's missing.