It is a Thursday

I got up early

It is a challenge

I’m usually lazy

I make some coffee

I eat some Rice Chex

And then I sit down

To check my inbox

I only read a word or two

I stare across the street and see the churches and the blue

The first orgasm of the morning

Is cold and hard as hell

There won‘t be any second coming

As far as I can tell

I arch my back cause

I’m very close now

It’s very cold here

By the window

There are some school kids

Yelling and running

They barely notice

That I am coming

The first orgasm of the morning

Is like a fire drill

It's nice to have a little warning

But not enjoyable

I am too busy to have friends

A lover would just complicate my plans

So I will never look for love again

I'm taking matters into my own hands

I'm taking matters into my own hands

I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me

I bet I could last at least a week without someone to hold me

Won't you hold me

Won't you hold me

First Orgasm - The Dresden Dolls